|
Hey all you shitbirds and cocksparrer's i'm officially announcing my candidacy for the president of the United States of the America in 2024, and i need you the chosen people of the Country to go out and spread the word of my message and there will be jobs for you all.
Hey all you shitbirds, if you're reading this you already know me well enough, and I don't need to bore you with the blah blah blah details. This web site was created for you to obtain weekly, sometimes daily updates of my exploits in the dirty south. Also you'll be able to view my weekly commentary on the current state of politics, religion and any other current events I feel like ranting on about. After that rant and rave I'll finally need help from you shitbricks, I mean you the people. I want you rousers to e-mail me you're favorite fresh moments, these moments can be of anything and everything that you remember me doing. The concept is that you send them in and I'll post them up easy enough. After this section will be another where you need to get off your asses and mattresses and send you're all time favorite pictures, these pictures don't necessarily have to include me but you get bonus points if they do. This pictures can be of anything though so use your imagination and send in some good ones. Next up on the cutting board will be updates and news on the punk rock scene, plus my own personal little twist on it. And if anyone wants to add their own flavor their more than welcome too submit them.

Thanks for taking a look at my site. Be sure to get in touch with your thoughts and suggestions. I'll be updating frequently, so please check back often.
|